Did I adequately answer your condescending question?
The Social Network (2010)
Written by Aaron Sorkin
Directed by David Fincher
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student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
Actual five year olds.
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the year is 2040 you are still not superior for not listening to pop music
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there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night
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so my roommate wasn’t home tonight so I kinda took both our beds and
this is best
I hope your roommate finds these pictures.
someone is jealous they dont have a super mega ultra king size double bed in their room
"BUCKY IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO LOVED STEVE FOR WHO HE REALLY WAS"