Enlightened Aaron

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k1mkardashian:

list of states that don’t exist:

maine
vermont
delaware
west virginia
iowa
missouri
arkansas
nebraska
north & south dakota
indiana

(via captain-killiansexyhook)

circumcising:

*tries to be straight by wearing my brothers shirt and a hat of a team i don’t  know*

(Source: orangeis, via captain-killiansexyhook)

gambollingseaotter:

Attention customers: DO NOT BUY THIS ITEM. I AN TRYING TO GET RECALLED BECAUSE THIS DILDO GETS WAY TOO HOT AND BURNED MY ANUS!!! I REPEAT DO NOT PLUG THIS DILDO IN BECAUSE IT DOES NOT VIBRATE IT BURNS YOU!!!!

cosmothefairy:

give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe

(via okaymad)

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shattyice:

chimchimchurro-o:

battleroyalewith-cheese:

Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

This dog is literally smiling.

Oh my god

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